Biblical Analysis by the Offspring

Following Sunday morning church services, we normally ask the offspring what they may have learned in Bible class.

This past Sunday, however, the offspring could hardly wait to recount the following story to us:

"Mom! Did you know Jesus had brothers and a sister?" Little Sunshine asked. "Someone asked why the Bible doesn't talk about them more."

Number One Son piped up and said, "Yeah, and I looked over at Little Sunshine and said, 'Maybe they were annoying and bothered Jesus.'"

Little Sunshine said, "I told the class, 'He (Number One Son) speaks from experience.'"

Now that I think about it, they may be on to something!

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