It is a well known fact that women fall into two categories: those who are shoe addicts and those who are purse addicts. I come from a very long line of shoe addicts. I would most likely follow in their footsteps, however, I have abnormal feet. No, I don't have an abnormal number of toes. I just have very long, very skinny feet. Imagine skis. Put toes on the end and you have my feet. And, lucky me, both my second and third toes are almost as long as my big toe. I was once at a zoo and there was an impression of an ape's foot next to their area. I held up my foot. Let's just say that my feet would be an argument scientists might use to support the hypothesis that we are very close cousins of the ape. They do come in handy, however, as I can pick up things with them, and I can write my name with them - both skills I know you envy. These are not feet designed to be crammed into pretty pointy-toed sti...
The always random, occasionally complex, often confounded commentary and narrative of one West Texas woman's life.