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November Journal - Guest written by Jake

Ok - so, I'm a little crazy busy and behind in attending to my writing duties.  BUT LUCKY YOU.......I have someone to step in while I am preoccupied with other things.....I'm typing it up exactly as it is written, so, ENJOY!

Jake's November Journal

11-4-13
If I had one wish come true, it would be to be to never die.  Stay alive forever if a tank hit me it would not hurt because I can never die.  I would have time to do everything in the world.  But I would have to work now and then but otherwise I can do anything.

11-5-13
if I did not have the right to go to school I would have no dignity.  I would be a hobo.  i would go start a riot until I got to go to school.  I would take over the country.  I would do anything to go to school.  Kick the president out of the white house and then you'll be looking at the new president.

11-6-13
If I was botherd by a bully I would ignor him and go home.  I would tell my mom and dad that I was being bullied and surly they will do something about it.  Mayby they'll let me stay home and play video games and read comic books and watch movie and buy toys.

11-7-13
The Monster I invented is Meduphant part Medusa, part Sea Serphant.  It has Medusa's snake hair and a sea serphats body.  To fit the hair on the sea serphats body I  had to make the hair grow larger.  My monster east meat.  I throw it steaks every now and then.  It burps out the bones and I take them and we play fetch.  My monster lives in a ocean cave as big as a city some times I see fish go in but never come out and other times I see it resle other sea monsters like the giant squid, sea serphant, and other sea monsters.

11-8-13
When my general soldier came alive it raised it's army and took over the world.  It was to short to be president so it decided to be emperr of the world so I decided to start a resistance and start atacking with reverse life form blasters we tested it out on paper and the paper tearned into a tree.  We went to the white house.

11-11-13
A good hiding place is in a suitcase.  If you hide in a suitcase no one would lift it up because it's your mom or dad's.  But make sure there are no lumps because those lumps could be metal bars.  Trust me they hurt.

11-12-13
My surprise birthday party would be a Duck Dynasty party everybody would be wearing fake beards and a party hat that said, "that's a fact Jack" with a picture of uncle Si on it.

11-13-13
Thanksgiving started before Gorge Washington.  When the pilgrims crashed their boat on a giant rock in america and found indians. and started a feast the end.  So now let's get to real buissness.  thanksgiving is all about spending time with your mom and dad eating special meals and spending time with each other.  Just like the indians and pilgrims.

11-14-13
Someone who is not for anything would be grumpy all the time.  They would be mean to others.  They would push people out of their way.

11-15-13
The hardest thing I've ever done was diving.  Every time I did a dive it turned to a belly flop.  I would dive in at nine feet and it turned out to be a belly flop in to nine feet.  So I stopped belly floping in to the water.  I just swam int he water.  A few days later I started to dive again and guess what my dives didn't turn into belly flops my dives turned into dives.  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

11-18-13
The most beautiful thing I've ever seen was my adidas shoes.  They make me taller by a centimeter.  So I can walk on slipery gravel.  The most beautiful things about them is the colors there brite yellow, dark blue, gray, black and thats all the colors on my shoes.



So, what have we learned kids?  If you have no dignity, you are a hobo.  If I am missing meat, I should check my son's room for an ocean full of ancient Grecian characters.  Adidas shoes are beautiful.  And, my son may be an anarchist.

Yep, I think that about sums it up.

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